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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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chibird:
I just keep telling myself to stop being a lazy bum and get some work done. It’s not very effective…
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goldenpeachflake:
new line
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promisemenothin:
Consuela I choose you!!!
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seamuxfinny:
Is it bad that I actually get really offended when people dislike Harry Potter?
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