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02

Oct

scumplanet:

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

THIS IS THE WAY TO DEAL WITH HARASSMENT.

(Source: nugs4science)

me:
*sniffs air*
me:
ah september
me:
the time where bugs die
me:
and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
me:
aaah

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

(Source: hottiemcspook)


"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."
- Jay ZVanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."

- Jay Z
Vanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

(Source: thequeenbey)

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

anime-expo:

yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

So it begins anew

(Source: heartscatcher)

01

Oct

I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
Waiting for Godot (via sowintergirl)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

kawree:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

image

(Source: stephenhawqueen)

beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show